I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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