So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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