hotel room ftw
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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