Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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