Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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