You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
