i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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