I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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