sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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