Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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