I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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