I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
don't judge my taste in strippers
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
