I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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