He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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