You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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