her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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