end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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