I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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