To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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