He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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