And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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