I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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