the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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