Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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