people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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