Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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