I got chris browned last night
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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