Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
