Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I wish I only lived at night.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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