I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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