My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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