i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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