I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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