you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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