Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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