You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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