coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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