Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She told me I should be a condom model.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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