Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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