I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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