'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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