Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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