so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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