Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
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You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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