Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
