This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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