The best revenge is premature balding
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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