I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I would ride that face into the sunset
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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