Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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