Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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