i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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